Dickey's Blog

Honestly, I'm not that apathetic. Honestly, how can someone in the Oratory category of forensics be apathetic? I hear inspirational speeches every weekend. It's just a cool sounding band name. Anyways, here's a breakdown(which I never posted) of the people I interact with frequently.

SKOOL PPL:
Spencer: Been a close friend since 7th grade. Ridiculously intelligent.
Austin: Also friend since 7th. May be referred to as Dustin the highschool dropout.
Eduardo: It's just... Eduardo. He just failed.
Timmy: It's just... Timmy.
Parker: TUBE OF CIVILIZATION
Anna: I kill you. I kill you dead. Like with a rock... or something.
Andrew: Honestly, his arm is probably falling off because of how much I punch him...

FORENSICS PPL:
Jeff: He is 1337. Simple enough.
Seana: She came up with my new nickname, Spasm Gasm Pigeon. Makes funny sounds when poked.
Shelby: It's Shelby lolz. She's da craziest.
Erin: Formerly known as Gimpy. When the bar fell and slid down the hill, we kinda pretended it didn't happen.
Emma: The one with the Sex Book. Indeed, that is epic.
Bobby: Seriously epic moments.
Manasa: NO I'M NOT CALLING YOU FAT

FAMILY:
Bob: Brother. And he's cooler than your brother.
Becky: Crazy cousin. If she lived in Pittsburgh, she'd fit in with the same group I'm in now.

INTARWEB:
CJ: The first kid I ever gained friendship status with on the internet.
Munsie: Cool guy. My long-time SM rival.
Tenox: SWEDEN. He is full of win and graphics genius.
Thanh: He's just plain... Awesome.

I think I covered most of the people.

Anyways...

FRIDAY:
Schoolday: BORING AS FUCC
Tourney: This is where it got fun. I wandered around the parking lot for 20 minutes looking for my mother. It was cold. I got the suit and changed in the handicapped bathroom stall... THAT DOESN'T FUCKING CLOSE. The suit looked good, red tie, etc.
Round 1: Did ok. The bell rang, so I stopped and the judge, along with many speakers, smirked at the sound. Fairly decent round.
Round 2: Did ok. Miles(not our frontman, this guy actually plays a guitar) mentioned Uncle Tom getting kicked in the nuts, and me and the other guy in the room couldn't stop laughing.
Round 3: GOOD GOD THOSE SQUEAKY HEATERS ARE FUCKING ANNOYING I did ok.
Post Round 3 Break(around 8:30): Got back and realized that they had no pizza. They also ran out of nacho cheese... Sad face. Skittles and the GRAPE date rape drugs ended the night.




SATURDAY:
Round 4: Average first round of the day.
Round 5: FUCKING AWESOME. I got some encouragement and did :ver ridic: Also, we all kinda got along really well.
Post Round 5: 5 hours of wandering around campus. Here's what happened...
Me, Seana, Jeff, and Erin go outside, and Jeff and Seana climb a tree. Eventually that ends and we run behind Building 4. Jeff tries to throw glass at me. Seana walks down a hill. She can't get back up. Jeff detaches a giant fucking rod from a nearby fence(which, by the way, belongs to the school), and pulls her up. Me and Erin kinda walked away, so we wouldn't get caught... So we went up the snake ramp and saw Seana and Jeff run past. We had no clue where they were going, but really we didn't care... At the moment at least. We went looking for them about... 5 minutes later, when it began to rain. We found them behind building 3, With Seana leaning against a wall with Jeff holding her there. Most people would about face and pretend they didn't see that, but we went to talk to them. After a while, we went back to the cafeteria, for lack of anything better to do... But we never went in. Instead, Shelby joined us, and we walked over to the gazeebo and froze our asses off with people from other schools for about a half-hour. Then Seana AwKwArD StArFiSh'ed Mike and the lens popped out of his glasses. Then we found a tampon behind one of the bushes... how lovely... Then we went back inside and relaxed until awards. Then afterwards, we cleaned up and everyone went home.

SUNDAY:
Nothing much...

MONDAY:
Pds. 7, 8, & 9: The hypnotist came in. I sat near Jeff, Seana, Emma, Timmy, Eduardo, and Travis. There was lots of sleeping. In reality, the guy was supposed to be a motivational speaker, but he didn't talk too much... whatever...

GOD THAT TOOK A WHILE


I'M GLAD I'M DONE

wait, no I'm not





there, NOW i'm done


















BITCH